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Apr 07, 2023

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Top Four Emerging Mental Illnesses

An increasingly common disorder where the afflicted uses his cel phone to broadcast over multiple social media accounts and livestreams how capitalism sucks while sipping on a double mocha latte frappucino.

This sufferer believes that tearing down statues and burning books is the best way to ensure that nothing bad ever happens again for the rest of time. Characterized by an obsessive hatred for people who have been dead 100 years or more.

Closely related to the phenomenon of synesthesia, this causes spoken words to affect the sufferer as if he were violently attacked. Occurs only when the words come out of the mouth of someone who disagrees with him.

This severe psychological disorder causes the victim to indulge the dangerous delusion that anybody would be better in the white house than its current occupant, be it an animal, vegetable, or cannibal.

Betcha didn't know the above mental illnesses emerged in 2021. FLIP CITY cares about your health and well being and that's why you should consider staying in-the-know with a PRINT subscription!

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